Parking Ticket to Love
by Kat Richter

First off you'll need to download our free Parking Ticket to Love PDF (right click and Save As). Follow the instructions by filling out the Address and Collateral fields (you may need acrobat reader to do this), printing it out onto pink ticketish paper, and then filling in the rest of the ticket by hand - just like a real traffic cop! Be sure to add fun details about your partner's "crime" and specific instructions for how they can pay off their "fine."

Get creative. For violations, try some of these "crimes against the heart" or invent your own:

• Distracting members of the opposite sex
• Extreme thoughtfulness
• Preventing concentration
• Excessive fun
• Being far too fashionable
• Counterproductive cuteness
• Sinful sexiness
• Remembering too many special occasions

For the collateral, take a look at our listing of possibilities and check off the ones that appeal to you the most. For example:

• Wine
• Massage Oil
• Blindfold
• Strawberries
• Honey
• Ice Cream
• Ice Cubes
• Handcuffs
• Whipped Cream
• Candles

Instruct your sweetheart to meet you at a specific time and place by entering your address (or the address of your favorite restaurant, bar, theater or sports stadium) into the PDF, along with a time. You can also add special instructions at the bottom of the page such as picking up dinner, purchasing tickets to a comedy club or even taking a trip to your local sex shop for some naughty unmentionables. Again, be creative! But keep it playful. This is supposed to be romantic, not stressful (leave the stress to the real parking tickets).

Once you've filled out your violation notice, you can print it out. We recommend using pale pink paper to lend your ticket a bit of authenticity, but white works too. Sneak over to your sweetheart's car when he or she is at work or out grocery shopping and tuck the ticket under their windshield wiper.

The rest is up to you. You can work a little police officer role play into your evening if that floats your boat, or just watch for your sweetheart's reaction and enjoy a good laugh together. Either way, you can bet your parking ticket is going to be much more fun than a real one!

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