Red Light District
by Dave

As for you dodgier types who stuck around, I probably don't have to explain what happens in a red light district. And for this idea you're going to put together a mini one in your bedroom. How does one go about constructing a red light district? Easy, pick up a red light bulb or two, throw on a skiimpy outfit, and voila! "Hey handsome, looking for a good time?"

Ahem. So the plan is that when your honey bunny comes over they'll walk into a newly-sexified bedroom replete with candles, soft music, you looking amazing (of course), a menu of your services, and $1,000 in Monopoly money.

The menu is a list of all the fun things they can buy with their $1,000 (hey, you're not cheap!). Think about stuff like:

• 10-minute foot massage: $100
• 30-minute full body massage: $300
• Kissing them all over for 5 minutes: $100
• Washing their hair: $150
• Taking a bath together: $300
• Creative use of ice cubes: $200
• Body painting: $250

And then of course there's all of the naughty. Which we will not be getting into.

Will they buy 10 foot massages or blow it all on God-knows-what? You’ll find out!

If you need inspiration for the menu items, take a look at our love coupon ideas (scroll down to Intimate Encounters). Also, after writing this idea I realized that menus aren't easy to whip up so I put together a Pleasure Palace downloadable acrobat menu that you can save to your hard drive (right click -> Save As). Then open it up, overwrite the generic menu items in the light blue form fields with your own, delete the ones you don't want, and print. Done!

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